Here is a list of foosball related yo momma jokes for you to enjoy:
- Yo momma so poor, she declared bankruptcy after putting a quarter up to play next.
- Yo momma so fat, she said “bacon & mash” when asked to pick a side.
- Yo momma such a skank, people put quarters on her to have next.
- Yo momma so easy, she’ll let anyone score on her.
- Yo momma so ugly, the ball rolls away from her.
- Yo momma so kinky, she prefers being double dipped from the back.
- Yo momma so fat, she’s on both sides of the bracket.
- Yo momma so stupid, she practices her rollover on the floor.
- Yo momma must have taught you defense, cuz every hole is open
- Yo momma so fat, her lane is a double wide
- Yo momma so ugly, I called a distraction after glancing at her.
- Yo momma so stupid, she asked why you’re shooting a dead man.
- Yo momma so fat, she uses a panini as a wrap
- Yo momma so old, games used to cost a penny