Listen up, I’m here to tell you ’bout a game we play;
It’s called foosball yo, and it’s here to stay
My weekend starts on a Thursday night;
A quarter reserves my line in the fight
Trick shots, bank shots oh what a thrill;
It’s a battle of wits, a true test of skill
The competition, the odds and the strife;
It’s not just a game, it’s a way of life
A clash of strategy, a trial of might;
Who’s gonna come out on top tonight?
The ball’s been placed, my grip is steady.
The match begins, b*tch are you ready?
I have work tomorrow and should be in bed;
Foosball never sleeps, one more game instead
So come out and play and give it a try;
Foosball is a game that will never die
